This just in from our news desks in Durban, South Africa: A recently held gaming event known as ’DBNGamers IV’ was, quote, “a complete success.”
Over 50 gamers, described in the report as “awesome,” attended this ‘gaming’ event, which was held in Durban, a city located in the South African province of KwaZulu-Natal.
Details are still a little low on the ground at this time but we can confirm that at least a dozen of these ‘gamers’ received prizes provided by a variety of, quote, “generous sponsors,” while other of these ‘gamers,’ quote, “danced the night away in games of [Zumba] and [Grease] for the… Kinect gaming system.”
While our report makes no mention of an appearance by lions or tigers at the event, which are indigenous to the area, we are still receiving new information via Satellite Phone. More details as we get them.
Now, onto your weather…